However, May herself is less enthusiastic, as becomes embarrassingly evident. Elsewhere, Kieron says sorry to Jordan, admitting he was wrong to think the guy was his dad. But Jordan then makes a significant discovery.

Afterwards, we join John Inverdale at Murrayfield, where Scotland face England – and where ex-England coach Andy Robinson, now in charge of their opponents, will be out to avenge last year's 26-12 defeat at Twickenham.

But now it's time to get serious –  slightly – because tonight is when our six finalists (two acts from each heat) battle for votes in the Let's Dance final.

As hosts Claudia Winkleman and Steve Jones will no doubt be reminding us, the winning act will need to do a lot more than just prat around on stage for a couple of minutes –  because, as we all know by now, people who phone up to vote on reality shows make it a priority to reward true talent. Just ask Jedward and John Sergeant…